Isn’t it magical how our bodies create tiny life. However in return we succumb many obstacles. Obstacles I will not miss. Here’s a list of things I will NOT miss about being pregnant:
Heartburn. I hate you. That is all.
Granny pants. Let’s be real, comfy pants is the only way forward throughout pregnancy. Goodbye and good riddens!!
Having to pee ALL THE TIME! Waking up on the hour every hour in the last trimester to trickle no more than a teaspoon. Oh and having someone constantly sitting on my bladder, I definitely won’t miss that. Or peeing myself when I laugh. Peeing myself when I sneeze. And peeing myself when I cough.
Cravings at silly-o-clock. Maybe the other-half won’t miss this one either.
Not being able kiss my kids goodnight without the fear of falling on them and suffocating them.
Waddling. How attractive did I look?
Not being able to sleep on my belly. Twisting and turning all night to try and get comfortable, only to be disturbed by a toilet run.
Emotional outbursts for no apparent reason. I cried at every advert that had a cooing baby.
Insomnia. Mother Natures way of preparing us for the next eighteen year of sleepless nights.
Pregnancy brain. Although that has been replaced by baby brain.
And finally I won’t miss having to watch all the fun from the side line. It was so frustrating this summer not being able to take part or being exhausted during our little adventures.
Is there anything you don’t/won’t miss about pregnancy?